I got my eyes stung by bees for my id
Me IRL- Jack
im not taking this helmet off until i get shampoodle, probably
I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes.
(Source: zombiemarshmallow, via madithefreckled)
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective